[Sharp-tongued third-generation rich heir gong x broke, faux-absurd shou + pure hatred at first + foul-mouthed banter + everyone is a villain + gong's perspective + pursues his wife but never catches him, yet keeps shamelessly pestering him] Li Gou'er is a high school student, and he's extremely absurd.
There's nobody at school who doesn't know him. Once people start talking about him, they could go on for three days and nights.
His personality is absurd: he cries when he gets a question wrong, cries when reading aloud, cries when a substitute teacher calls in sick, and even cries when he sees someone else behaving badly.
Even his name is absurd. His father is called Li Er. His mother couldn't stand his father's philandering, so she ran off while pregnant before they were married. When she had him, she named him Li Gou'er.
He's so absurd, and doesn't even realize it. His classmates laugh at him, but nobody is funnier than he is.
Jin Qi is an ordinarily handsome guy, an ordinary rich third-generation heir, and spectacularly foul-mouthed. He's Li Gou'er's biggest hater and loves stirring things up whenever Li Gou'er acts absurd.
Li Gou'er says he's afraid of thunder and hides under a desk, refusing to come out. Jin Qi says, “Don't be scared, Gou'er. Come on out. Here, kitty, kitty...”
Li Gou'er reads a passage through his tears. Jin Qi says, “Done crying? Then hurry up and pick a good day to bury that book.”
Li Gou'er says he needs half a roll of toilet paper to take a dump. Jin Qi says, “The Princess and the Pea? Better pad things well, or you'll bruise your ass.”
Jin Qi has been giving him a hard time for two years, but one day he realizes that maybe he can't live without Li Gou'er.
When Li Gou'er takes a day off, Jin Qi actually feels bored. He starts missing him like crazy.
Jin Qi starts paying attention to Li Gou'er. Li Gou'er seems pretty fair, with long legs and nice eyes. The corners of his eyes turn red when he cries. Fuck, why is he kind of cute...
It's over.
After all that teasing, he's fallen for this absurd guy.
Holy shit, does that mean he's absurd too?
No way...
