A Hero Doesn't Care Where He Comes From, and a Rich Woman Doesn't Care About Her Age.

[Funny+group pet+1v1 super sweet+double clean+abstract] Shuang Nian Nian passed through the book and transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting character in a book. — System: "Host, speak your wish out loud!" Shuang Nian thought: "Become a colorful piece of shit, making it unattainable for everyone." System: "..." _ System: "Host, your task is very simple, which is to check in plot points." Shuang Niannian decisively refused. He was a cow and horse in his previous life. How could he continue to be a slave after time travel? System: "I can grant you a wish." Double thoughts: "Is it okay to get something for nothing, to receive salary for nothing, and to just sit back and enjoy the success?" - The moral kidnapping of the devious heroine. Shuang Niannian: "You drink children's urine every day to beautify your skin." Hostess: "!!!" The epileptic male protagonist: "I heard that you acted too erratically and I broke off the engagement?" Shuang Niannian: "You heard that I broke off the engagement because I found out that I am your father." The epileptic male protagonist: "!!?" - Shuang Nian thought: "Jiajia, are the chicken wings delicious?" King Yi: "It's acceptable." Shuang Niannian: "When you eat chicken wings, you are actually eating the armpits of the chicken!" King Yi urgently withdrew a chicken wing. - Confused girl: "Su Lehuan told me a lot, saying..." Shuang Nian thought: "How can a piece of shit be bullied?" Su Wan'er: "..." - General Pingxi's philosophical questions. "Princess Princess, why do you think people are alive?" Shuang Nian thought: "Keep the shit warm, heat the urine, and use the fart as a sound system." Ruan Pingxi: "..." - Yi Ruyue visited the Temple of Wealth just to wait for that one person. Fortunately, he waited. - Don't dwell on ancient times.