Genshin Impact: Playing Naruto in Teyvat

[This is a System novel with a single heroine: Ying. The plot takes plenty of liberties, so please check your brain at the door or throw it out altogether.]

A certain God of Unfinished Business: “Bro, let’s talk this out. Don’t roast Dvalin! Dvalin is my dearest friend, my brother in arms! This is going to cost extra.”

Dvalin: “...Barbatos! Why don’t you do something useful for once!”

A certain retired old man out for a stroll: “Young friend, take a look at this tea set. It’s a rare find. Boss, I’ll take it. My young friend here will cover the bill.”

A certain... sly fox: “Oh my~ The Traveler hasn’t seen little Ye Ming all day and is already crying and throwing a tantrum. Boo-hoo~ How pitiful~”

A certain country girl who never leaves the Plane of Euthymia and can’t cook: “Traveler, you may go. Ye Ming and I still have to explore the path to eternity.”

Ying glared at a man, puffed up with anger. “Hmph! You already have me, yet you spend all your time with other women. You’re not welcome in this house anymore!”

Looking at Ying with her cheeks puffed out in a sulk, Ye Ming smiled helplessly. He gently wrapped his arms around the angry, bristling little cat from behind and said warmly, “Someone’s jealous. Don’t worry, though. You’re the only one I’ll ever love.”

Then Ye Ming carried his little cat Ying into the bedroom...