A Straight Man Enters a Romance Novel and Is Fascinated by the Mermaid Hero

[Two male protagonists + wearing a book + a dead straight man was critically attacked + a heartthrob + a main subject + a mermaid attack] The funny master who pretends to be cool and the real loser × pretends to be weak in front of the master, but after the master leaves, the double-faced black fish will destroy the world "A small cookie, so sweet that you will roll on the floor and cry for father and mother." Xiao Fengmian transmigrated into the romance novel he wrote, and transformed into the cannon fodder of the villain who imprisoned the mermaid male protagonist in the book and gave him the first kill. This time, in order not to give up his life, Xiao Fengmian transformed into the male protagonist's caring little cotton-padded jacket, and took Cangming, who was regarded as an alien, as his disciple and gave the fragile him a home. Anyone who dares to bully him will be chopped off! After collecting something good, I immediately gave it to him with my tail wagging! When the heroine arrived, Xiao Fengmian made a prompt decision and acted as a matchmaker to create opportunities for the two of them. However... Xiao Fengmian saw that this boy Cangming slapped the heroine away with his tail? ? ? Seeing Xiao Fengmian coming, Cangming immediately shrank his tail and said aggrievedly: "Master, she bullied me and told me to leave our house. You should drive her away quickly." Xiao Fengmian smiled bitterly and held his forehead: Let me ask you, you slapped the heroine away, do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life? ....... Hahaha damn, this time, Xiao Fengmian didn't hide! It was still captured by Cangming. But the difference from the book is that in the book, his neck was wiped and his head was given away, but he was given away... A person? Straight man Xiao Fengmian: Two men, two singles, how could it be like this, how could it be like this, I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out. Cangming: If you can't figure it out, just miss me. [Mermaid pleases] PS: The attack also goes through the book, and the mermaid attack goes from the ending story point to the beginning node, which will be discussed later.