I Was Just Enjoying the Gossip, but Everyone Could Hear My Thoughts

[Absurd comedy + slacking off + everyone’s favorite] There is a romance, but sweet pampering isn’t the focus. Give it a try if you don’t mind.

Luo Yu brings a System with her when she transmigrates into the body of an official’s daughter. The System isn’t very bright, but it’s pretty good otherwise. She spends her days gossiping about the young nobles’ love lives with it. Those rich kids have so much dirt on them!

[What, the Minister of Revenue’s youngest son is treating constipation with earthworms?]

To avoid catching anything, the others of course gave him nettles instead.

[What? The Grand Marshal’s son’s several wives are unusually close?]

[Oh! Turns out the Grand Marshal’s son can’t perform!]

That very day, the Grand Marshal’s residence was packed with visitors, and all kinds of tonics arrived by the cartload.

Life carries on like this until her father suddenly drags her to court, saying she has to choose a prince for a husband. Whoever she picks will become the Crown Prince.

[No way, these princes have such huge secrets!]

[The eldest prince sneaks off with his buddies every day to watch people poop!]

[The well at the second prince’s house is where the dog goes to pee!]

[The third prince? Don’t even get me started. He’s a femboy who wears pink pony underwear!]

[As for the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth princes, guess why they sleep together every day, and why the sheets are wet?]

The officials in court nearly died laughing as they listened to Luo Yu’s inner thoughts. That very night, they betrothed her to the ninth prince, who was still living as a monk.

From then on, the ninth prince seemed to have found a kindred spirit. As expected, you should date someone just as crazy as you!

From then on, two new figures sat together gossiping in court.

There are so many high-ranking officials, and never enough gossip to go around!