A Nobody? I’m a Professional!

(Quick transmigration + universal heartthrob + split personalities + sweet romance + love-triangle drama)

The Quick Transmigration Bureau is short-staffed after its cannon fodder, protagonists, and passerby characters get abducted by NPCs. It is urgently hiring!

Job requirements:

Cannon fodder: Must be able to take insults and beatings. There is a small chance of being fed to sharks, dismembered, or left homeless. Must be “vicious” and not soft-hearted. Pay starts at 50,000 per assignment.

Protagonist: Must be upright, ambitious, business-savvy, and able to dance, sing, paint, and so on. High luck and intelligence required. Pay starts at one million per assignment.

Passerby character: Must be a fast runner who can make it to all sorts of places on time. Pay is 10,000 per assignment.

P.S. Free time outside missions in the minor worlds is yours to do with as you please.

Nan Li suddenly receives a flyer in his rented apartment. The moment he touches it, the Quick Transmigration Bureau lures him with money and forcibly binds him to the job.

Nan Li: I just have to show up on time, right?

9526: That's right, Host.

Nan Li: Why are today's lines for the protagonist?

9526: It's what the plot requires, Host.

Nan Li (panting hard): You're saying the plot requires a passerby character like me to run several kilometers here just to confess to the protagonist???!

9526: The protagonist will turn you down, Host. Don't worry.

Nan Li (looking skeptical): Really? But I'm a passerby character and cannon fodder!

9526: Host, this assignment pays extra~

Nan Li, still panting, looks at the protagonist: I like you.

Protagonist: I like you too. (Blushing)

Nan Li: ?

A conscientious, pure-hearted beauty who charms everyone × lovesick, obsessive split-personality gong

Some worlds have more than one protagonist split.

Note: I'm a beginner with no writing skills.

This is my first time writing.

Please don't take anything in the story seriously; I'm just making things up.

Descriptions of the minor worlds will appear in the author's notes.