On the Day I Transmigrated, the Lame Heir Threatened to Have Me Beaten to Death

[Transmigration + eight hundred levels of scheming and acting + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story]

Jiang Jiuning transmigrates into the body of a notorious lovesick airhead in the capital. The moment she opens her eyes, she stumbles upon a murder and uncovers a huge secret about the supposedly lame and frail Heir of the Prince of Yanbei!

The heir isn’t actually lame, but he is ruthless, calculating, and treacherous, and he’s always looking for an excuse to kill her!

Jiang Jiuning wants nothing more than to stay far away from him, but the heir is too much of a menace. To use her as a human shield, he actually petitions the emperor to grant them a marriage.

Now her wicked stepmother, her scheming stepsister, and the princess who can’t win the heir’s affections all lose it and start calling for her blood.

Jiang Jiuning: Honestly, he isn’t interested in me at all. Do you believe me?

Everyone roars: No!!! The heir is clearly devoted to you. He’ll marry no one but you!

Jiang Jiuning is speechless: He’s just acting too well!!

But as they keep acting, Jiang Jiuning suddenly realizes: how did their supposedly fake relationship turn real?!

The heir, early on: If she gets killed, that’s her own incompetence. She deserves it!

The heir, later: Why hasn’t Jiujiu come to dote on me tonight?

P.S. The male lead is a bit of a jerk at first, but once he understands his feelings, he turns into a master of seduction.

This is a story of face-slapping and eating one’s words...