Every Protagonist Is a Trap: Step Into One and You’ll Go Crazy

[Modern school life × multiverse · goofy ensemble cast · hilarious everyday antics. The heroine is a world-class ranter who'll die if she can't complain]

[A chaotic mash-up of worldviews and a battle royale of protagonists. The heroine is completely neutral, sharp-tongued, and ruthlessly skewers every stock character and plot trope. She's an ordinary civilian with no golden finger whatsoever]

She transmigrates into a miserable NPC who pops up all over web novels, and her school is basically one giant “Quark Website.”

Angsty romance, sweet romance, heroic fantasy, horror, mystery… Every popular genre plays out around the clock, and all her classmates are completely unhinged, equally happy to go berserk and drive everyone else insane.

Liu Ruodan just wants to quietly scrape through high school, but every day she gets thrown into one absurd situation after another until she questions her sanity.

Don't understand. Don't respect.

Think hard → have an epiphany → become it → surpass it.

The old, well-behaved Liu Ruodan: I want to die.

The current, combative Liu Ruodan: You all die!

She brings the legal “fist of justice” down on brainless domineering CEOs, shares a bed with horrifying monsters, scares an entire cultivation clan into collective trauma, fights her way through the apocalypse seven times over, and rises to the top as a cyber-game legend…

And then

The protagonist group collectively loses it, the whole school shakes, and even an NPC makes the trending headlines?!

Liu Ruodan is numb. “Is there anyone normal here? Stop coming over, all of you!”

Everyone else diligently follows the plot. She's the only one who's barely alive but spiritually thriving, with subverting tropes hardwired into her DNA.

“Don't just get famous and expect me to give you a great quote for your interview, wait! You didn't write that down too, did you… No, why are you running off again?!”

Note: No romance for the heroine, but some characters have one-sided crushes on her. The author likes chaotic BG pairings and has eclectic tastes, so there'll be a little bit of everything.