[Contract marriage + marriage first, love later + goofy comedy + super-sweet one-on-one romance + charging into battle with a kid]
If their story were a novel, Cheng Yinyin never would have expected them to get married in a flash by Chapter Seven:
She put on a villainous look for a blind date, only to run into Shen Sili, her company’s sworn rival. As if it weren’t enough that he might be gay, he was also unmarried with a child?
“Shen Sili, you’re tricking someone into marriage? You never do anything remotely decent, do you?”
The next day, the company put on a full-blown performance of “Reborn: I’m the Ultimate Heir to a Wealthy Family.” Shen Sili made his comeback and became the CEO.
Cheng Yinyin skulked away with her tail between her legs, only for President Shen to grab her by the scruff and haul her into the CEO’s office.
“Be my woman and do as I say...”
She was about to slap him...
Take that back! Take it back right now!
He was offering way too much...
What! A fight over the inheritance? The child might be cast aside...
Fake marriage, fake spouses, a real contract, pain-free childbirth, five million a year. She would make sure the CEO brought his child home, no matter what!
On her first day as a rich wife, there’d be beauty sleep, sunbathing, and milk spas...
Not a chance!
Instead, she found a whole den of bizarre creatures crawling around in a dark and twisted mess:
Cheng Yinyin: “Sorryyy~ Morality really is my weak point. As the boxing champion from Nanshan Orphanage, the only way I know how to solve problems is the simplest one...”
The nanny beats up kids on the clock? Beat her!
Her husband’s childhood sweetheart comes to provoke her? Beat her!
The domineering CEO tries to force himself on her? Beat him!
Wait... This CEO is kind of handsome...
“Come to my room tonight. I want to talk to you about life, philosophy, and then life again...”
Shen Sili: “Sorry, I can’t...”
Cheng Yinyin: “...”
Let’s go back to where we started:
“Are you really not straight?”
Shen Sili: “It’s worse than that...”
