Cultivation Is About Eating and Drinking, Not Fighting and Killing

(Xuanhuan, wild imagination, ridiculous comedy, no System, witty banter, multiple female leads)

Xia Shijun transmigrates to a world of cultivation and discovers that pills here taste like rags smeared with feces and vomit.

So he resolutely joins the Huadan Sect, which specializes in alchemy, improves the flavor of pills, and vows to make sure cultivators everywhere can enjoy safe, delicious medicine.

"This is a Three-Flower Spirit-Opening Pill. For eight hours after taking it, it will clear your meridians and keep spiritual energy flowing smoothly through your body, doubling the benefits of cultivation with no side effects. Best of all, it's crunchy and tastes like chicken!"

"This is a Blood-Sealing Flesh-Regenerating Pill, a fast-acting treatment for external injuries. It tastes like chocolate and melts in your mouth, smooth and silky. What, you don't know what chocolate is? Try it and you'll find out. It has no side effects, either."

Looking at the Huadan Sect growing more prosperous by the day, Xia Shijun can't help but reflect: cultivation is about eating and drinking, not fighting and killing.