Nice Guys Finish Last, but Professional Simps Get It All

[Ex-chasing romance + no System + light comedy + everyday romance + sweet-and-angsty multi-girl love triangle drama]

The yandere goddess Gao Yun'er couldn't understand it. All she'd done was mention terminating their contract, and Lu Ming, who used to care for her so much he'd have given her his own ribs to make soup, immediately stopped pursuing her...

Seeing Lu Ming suddenly act indifferent, the contrast with his former warmth so cold and extreme,

Gao Yun'er got angry:

“Hmph! So you're ignoring me now?”

“When your salary can't cover your expenses, you'll come crawling back to me!”

“Then I'll stomp you into the ground!”

But Gao Yun'er didn't know this:

Lu Ming had never belonged to her alone!

Lu Ming was also:

The punching bag for a tall, wild trainwreck,

The one who feeds a sweet, cuddly, food-loving pinup model,

The precious little darling of a perverted, icy female CEO,

The fake lover of an arrogant heiress worth tens of billions...

All of them had signed contracts with Lu Ming,

paying for his professional emotional support services.

And every one of them mistakenly thought:

Since they'd paid him,

they could order him around and do whatever they wanted...

Only after each of them terminated her contract with Lu Ming for one bizarre reason or another

did they finally realize:

Lu Ming was water,

and they were all fish out of water!

They all came to their senses,

and the ex-chasing love triangle drama began in earnest...