You Backed Into My Shop, and You Call That a Rear-End Collision?

[Lighthearted + livestreaming + comedy + everyday life + a sly schemer + You’d better not try anything funny with me]

After transmigrating to a parallel world, He Tian unexpectedly obtains an Emotion Points System.

Joy, anger, sorrow, and fear…

As long as he can get the emotions flowing, He Tian will be in his element.

So he starts livestreaming, because there are bound to be plenty of emotions.

And he really does run into all kinds of weirdos, each pointing at He Tian and shouting:

“You crook! Your wall rear-ended my luxury car. Pay up!”

“You little punk! What kind of milk tea did you sell me? My daughter got diarrhea after drinking it. Pay her medical bills! What? My daughter stole your milk tea? Don’t make things up! She just picked it up while passing by!”

“Creep! So what if my dog peed on your tire? You’re a grown man, why pick on a little dog? Careful, or it’ll spray you right in the face!”

“...”

The emotions are maxed out, and the excitement just keeps climbing!

Emotion Points can be exchanged to increase attributes such as lifespan, physical fitness, wealth, and looks.

They can also be used for lottery draws, which grant all kinds of unexpected rewards.

Looking at the ridiculously overpowered skills he’d drawn, He Tian’s lips curled into a slight smile.

These were clearly drawn to deal with weirdos!

People have their urgent needs, right? He can make the other person lose control on the spot! Who could take that?

Wait!

A “Beast-Taming Grappling Technique” that can take down any bird or beast?

A “CPR Technique” that can resuscitate any animal that has suddenly dropped dead?

A “Fleet-Footed Sprint” that lets him run a marathon at a hundred-meter dash pace without even getting red in the face or out of breath?

Cut it out, System! I can’t handle these skills of yours!