Genshin Impact: Isn't That All I Need to Do to Become a Traffic-Heavy C?

System: Brother, you can travel through Teyvat. Hope: So, what's the cost? System: You have to help me earn rice. Hope: What exactly? System: Obtain player traffic without affecting the overall plot. This traffic includes you and the characters related to you. Hope: Do you have any traffic requirements? System: No, just yes. Hope: OK ————Excerpts from famous quotes (revised version out of order): Hope: What the hell is this Genshin Impact? ! System: Huh? ! Cleaned up! ? (Doubtful) How could he have cleared his name? ! (Excited) How can he clear his name! ? (Dark) (Distorted) (Crawling) Hum hum hum—— Executive Officer [Actor]: We are a lot of fools, [Doctor]. Traveler: From today on, this magical machine will be called the Great Ci Tree King! Funina: The Judgment Blade is still chasing Fukalos! [■■]: I want to gather the friendship between seven lolita, and then snap my fingers to super-link [Ultimate Overlord Super Magic Sword] and [Weixian's Reply in the Sand] to fuse and summon the half-step artifact [Xing]! With the last stroke of the Force, he transformed into a horse and leapt to become the first Dragon King's son-in-law in the history of Teyvat!