My Mother-in-Law's rant about my social media post shot to the top of the trending charts.
"Just because she's pregnant, she thinks she's a princess. She even makes my son wash her underwear every day. It's like he married an absolute tyrant."
In the photo, the young heir to the capital's most powerful family was looking down as he washed my underwear.
That night, a rising starlet posted a photo of a pregnancy test in response:
"Washing underwear is nothing. You should see him licking me."
The whole internet exploded! Everyone praised the starlet as the boldest woman in show business.
I turned and shook the sleeping young heir beside me awake. "Since when did you become someone else's lapdog? Get out!"