Traditional Chinese Medicine: One Word, ‘Kidney Deficiency,’ and the Campus Beauty Dies of Embarrassment

Name: Traditional Chinese Medicine: One Word, ‘Kidney Deficiency,’ and the Campus Beauty Dies of Embarrassment
Author: God of the Absurd

中医：一句肾虚，校花当场社死

by God of the Absurd (抽象滴神)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 407k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 6d ago
Source: Fanqie

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191Chapters

1.9kReads

7.6Score

153Shelves

219Listens

729.5kReads · all time

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[Satisfying Read + Lighthearted Comedy + Cringe-Worthy Classic Moments + Traditional Chinese Medicine + No Female Lead] Zhou Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a century-old traditional Chinese medicine clinic. He binds himself to a traditional Chinese medicine System. Treating a patient’s illness earns him rewards. Faced with one bizarre patient after another, Zhou Yuan speaks his mind, leaving them mortified and creating countless classic moments! A gaming streamer feels unwell after meeting up with his much younger girlfriend in person and comes in for a consultation. Zhou Yuan: “You’d date a walking biohazard who’s got every venereal disease under the sun? Kid, you must be starving if you’ll eat just about anything.” The streamer is mortified on the spot and swears off love for good. A newlywed couple is unable to conceive. Zhou Yuan: “Sir, I have some good news. Your wife is already three months pregnant!” Before the smile has even faded from the husband’s face, Zhou Yuan continues: “But unfortunately, I’ve diagnosed you with low sperm count, so you’re currently unable to have children…” The husband is struck like lightning. Someone’s stolen the crystal from his home! As Zhou Yuan keeps delivering, more and more classic moments are born. [Campus Belle, Stop Being a Gold Miner], [Sir, Are You the Legendary Christmas-Egg Grandpa?], [Bro, Calm Down. That’s Not a Fungal Growth, It’s Someone’s Ex-Girlfriend!] Bystanders enjoying the show: “Dr. Zhou leaves his patients totally wrecked. Why do they still send him thank-you banners?!” Medical authority: “Compared with Dr. Zhou, I’m still just a child who’s barely started out.” Foreigner: “What the heck! Dr. Zhou just used the legendary kung fu!”

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