Tomb Raiders: What Could a Scorpion Possibly Do Wrong?

Name: Tomb Raiders: What Could a Scorpion Possibly Do Wrong?
Author: Zheli

盗墓之蝎子能有什么坏心思

by Zheli (赭黎)

Status: Completed
Length: 75k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Everyone’s Darling + Male Protagonist + All-Pairings, No CP]

The first thing the White Scorpion saw after awakening inside a broken pottery jar was the sun over the human world. Its warmth told him to become the strongest Gu King and live forever, going to see the world in her place.

He followed her words and traveled through the world’s most sinister places, all to become the Gu King and live forever.

Along the way, he inevitably met a few people. They had very different personalities, but they all had one thing in common: they were incredibly clingy with the scorpion, and he couldn’t shake them off.

“Why be a scorpion? Wouldn’t it be more fun to be human? I could take you around and show you a good time.”

“You can drink my blood.”

“I don’t know what scorpions like to eat, but I think I can afford to feed you.”

“Don’t worry, Brother Scorpion! If I’ve got a bowl of soup, you’ll have a bowl of rice!”

“I’ll stay with you forever.”

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