NBA: Crazy, Go Wild, Live a Crazy Life

[NBA + unhinged + invincible + everyday life + comedy + entertainment]

“LeBron James? I can't wait to face him. I'm going to crush him. Just watch.”

“Kevin Durant? He's pretty average.”

“Stephen Curry? He can shoot threes pretty well, but that's about it.”

“Nikola Jokic? He's crazy good, but I'm crazier.”

“Luka Doncic? I hear he's a crybaby. I'd like to see for myself.”

“Kawhi Leonard? Is he still playing?”

The night Jiang Feng was kicked off his home team for running into a certain executive, he drank himself into a stupor. When he woke up, some of his memories returned, and he was shocked to realize that he was actually a clone of an Immortal Emperor from the Immortal Realm.

He tested his own strength and decided this world was completely insane. His life felt like a joke, so he went crazy.

When in Rome, go crazy.

At a press conference the next day, he announced that he was entering the NBA draft and made all the outrageous claims above.

He'd crush anyone and anything.

“Jiang Feng, what are your thoughts on this year's draft?”

“There's no question I'll be the first pick, unless everyone in the Hawks organization is blind.”

“LeBron's son Bronny is also entering the draft. What do you think his prospects are?”

“Who?”

That was utter contempt!

“Jiang Feng, the scouting report compares you to Ben Simmons. What do you think of that?”

“Tch! I want to beat up LeBron the gorilla, and you're asking if I'm like that dumbass Ben Simmons?”

“Do you have anything you'd like to say to the fans watching?”

“Hello, everyone. I'm your chosen one, the future GOAT of basketball. From here on out, I'm going to crush the entire league.”