[Lighthearted comedy + meme humor + livestream fortune-telling + explosive plot twists + absurd fun]
Fang Tian transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest! Desperate to make a living, he starts livestreaming fortune-telling online, claiming to know everything and be capable of anything!
Viewer: “Master, should I choose a mature beauty or a loli?”
Fang Tian: “That depends on the person, but if I can, I choose both!”
Viewer: “Who’s more famous, Yuzu Neko or Doll Sister?”
Fang Tian: “Send me a link. I’ll do some research first!”
Loli girl: “Master, I haven’t been feeling well lately. The hospital can’t find anything wrong. What’s going on?”
Fang Tian: “Tsk... Miss, take my advice and stop watching that kind of stuff!”
Loli girl: “Stop watching what?”
Fang Tian: “Open your browser history...”
Viewer: “Master, what do you think of Japan and Korea?”
Fang Tian: “I read the subtitles. Otherwise, I can’t understand them.”
Viewer: “Master, how do I give up lust?”
Fang Tian: “As the ancients said, emptiness is form, and form is emptiness. If it’s all emptiness, why give it up?”
Viewer: “Master, my girlfriend has been hot and cold with me lately. What should I do?”
Fang Tian: “When your water heater keeps switching between hot and cold, you should realize someone else is using it too!”
Viewer: “Laozi said the Way follows nature. What do those words mean?”
Fang Tian: “They mean Laozi can do whatever he wants!”
“That’s it for today’s livestream. This Taoist priest is off for a foot massage!”
“Foot therapy is also the Way! The techniques are also a method! I’m off to study the Way!”
The viewers: “You can’t even roast him. He’s the real deal!”
It's a purely entertaining article, but I don't know if there will be any real evil spirits coming later. So far, it fits the theme of comedy, and it also tells you to believe in science. Apart from the fact that the peach wood sword will not break, there is nothing beyond common sense. It's pretty good in Tomato, it's funny, and it's watchable. But there are too many pornographic jokes, and I don't know if it will be reviewed and sanctioned 🤦
In a way, I like to read it. Although tomatoes with this theme are all over the street, this one provides more fun. The writing is immature, the character creation is not three-dimensional, the priorities are unclear, and the outline is almost invisible. The advantages are that it is fun and refreshing. The protagonist has some offensive power when he scolds people, but there is still room for improvement. Although the plot line is not divided into major and minor, but as a new casual novel with a system, it is eye-catching and has some potential. It should be worth 9.1 Points on Tomatoes. Good luck to the author. Let's bring some brains to the supporting characters in the article, not too much, just look like a normal-thinking person. Sometimes you can't tell the tone of the protagonist and the supporting characters without looking at their names. It feels like there are so many people on the scene and no one can leave too much impression. After all, it is good to focus on fun in the early stage. After all, it can increase the retention rate. In the later stage, after the fun is finished, I hope the author can use his smart brain to come up with something new and refreshing. Don't make the content directly fantasy or mythical like most, which is not advisable.
Very funny hahaha, highly recommended, just don't watch it at work, otherwise you will be caught fishing
I want to know how old the author is? Is this experience and experience not that of ordinary people?
I go, it's hilarious and absolutely gold. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 These are a bunch of abstract jokes, and I highly recommend everyone to read them.
Come on! When you write 150,000 words, kick me in the ass and give you five stars. I'm afraid I'll forget 🥺 👍
I've read 50 episodes and not even a day has passed. Ke Xue Novels
Come on, it looks great 😘
The moment of explosion of three views
It's very beautiful. The author has a very rich knowledge reserve, and the characters are well created and have vivid personalities. When I see it, I [roll my eyes] Why is this blocked?