"Master, what skills are they practicing, senior brother?"
"It's not a skill, it's just eating the wrong mushrooms."
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"Master, why is there a rabbit here? Do you want to eat it tonight?"
"If you don't want to eat, this is your second senior brother."
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"Master, why don't our Taoist temples have plaques?"
"Guan Li is good, the plaque will always be hung."
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