In America, I Really Don't Want to Be a Secret Agent!

[Special Agent] [System] [Comedy and Entertainment] [Crossover Film and TV Worlds] [Game Worlds] [Transmigrating Through the Heavens]

In free America, every day is a peaceful one.

Hello, everyone. I'm Li Cheng, and today I transmigrated.

Who would have thought I’d become an orphan the moment I arrived? It was unexpected, yet somehow only to be expected. I’m not surprised at all (￣_,￣ ), but what happened next left me completely baffled.

A man named John Hartley and a guy called Bob want to take me away. One claims to be my mother's brother, and the other says he's my father's brother. Looking at their two familiar yet unfamiliar faces, Li Cheng was speechless for a moment. Aren't these the protagonists of The Spy Next Door and Red Notice?

From there, Li Cheng takes on missions with The Expendables, races cars with Dom, rescues Arthur in the Wild West, helps the Dragon Queen conquer King's Landing, slays zombies alongside Alice, battles evil in Silent Hill, and beats up Thanos in Marvel…

Li Cheng thinks this world is such a mess >﹏<.

P.S. Readers, if there's a game, movie, or TV series you'd like to see, leave a comment. (I'm no good at writing blurbs. The author sighs. Please bear with me, dear readers.)