Siheyuan: I, Qin Shou, Am the Real Beast

Funny article + animal drama + ultimate modern egoist Qin Shou traveled through time to a "big blood bag" in the courtyard, and activated the system of making beasts stronger! Qin Shou with red eyes: "Jie Jie Jie, completely crazy!" What? If Qin Huairu comes to borrow money and grain, he must exchange "grain" for grain! What? If Yan Abacus doesn't pay back the money he owes, he has to go to his house to eat and drink. He mainly eats other people's food so that others have nothing to eat! What? Jia Zhang, who summons souls, blocks the way and relies on his old age to betray his old age! Qin Shou lay down directly on the ground and started to summon the souls... Taking other people's paths and leaving others with no way to go! Yi Zhonghai calculated that Qin Shou would provide for him in old age, and the next day Qin Shou took the initiative to come to his door and said miserably, wiping his tears: "Shou has been wandering for seventeen years and has never met a good person. If you don't give up on me, I would like to be your adoptive mother!" Those who eat Yi Zhonghai, drink Yi Zhonghai, and those who come to Yi Zhonghai have to protect Qin Shou! Qin Shou: "It's great to ride a horse. From now on, I can sleep wherever I want in the courtyard!" At this point, the killing moment begins: "Sister Qin, don't look back, I am my brother!" "Let go of that stupid blood bag and let me suck it!" "Brother Xu, don't worry, my sister-in-law is at home! Let me do the small tasks such as changing light bulbs, unblocking... And so on!" "I see that Yu Li is also as beautiful as a flower, especially her pair of beautiful legs. She is so beautiful. Yan Jiecheng can't handle it at all. It's my Qin Shou's turn to enjoy the blessings. If my beard is cut off, my beard must be cut off!" ... The lawless Qin Shou tortured the "animal" neighbors to the point of ecstasy, and everyone started to curse: "Beast, beast!" "Qin Shou is the real beast!"