I Use a System That Connects Past and Present to Pose as a God

Li Jiao was a corporate wage slave. After binding to the System that connected the past and present, the takeout she ordered was delivered to ancient times.

Yan Xichi was a peerless general whose name would shine through history. Surrounded by enemies and cut off from supplies, he was at his wits’ end when “takeout” suddenly fell from the sky.

Yan Xichi: ?

Did an immortal send me food?

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As a cash-strapped office worker, Li Jiao traded the cheapest modern goods for antiques worth hundreds of millions.

Her: I can do this!

And so…

When corpses littered the land,

Li Jiao sent bottled water, luosifen, and self-heating hot pot. The modern delicacies left the entire imperial family stunned!

When epidemics ran rampant,

She bestowed modern medicines and medical books. The emperor kowtowed three times and prostrated himself nine times, begging this goddess who saved the people to enter the national temple!

When corrupt officials betrayed their country and colluded with Japanese pirates,

She air-dropped modern weapons, leaving the pirates completely beaten!

In the end,

Yan Xichi set the realm to rights, restoring peace and prosperity to the land.

And Li Jiao was raised to the altar by the people, her name immortalized for all time.

The common people built temples and shrines for her, cast statues in her likeness, and celebrated a festival named after her divine title.

Everything about her would be passed down through the ages…

Li Jiao: ???

I just wanted to make a little money. How did I become a goddess?

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From a young general to a dominant ruler who brought the realm to heel, Yan Xichi lived a proud and defiant life.

The only thing he dared not let anyone discover was the base, filthy desire he harbored for the goddess.

His dark thoughts grew day by day.

Until one day, during a prayer ceremony, the goddess descended on auspicious clouds.

Li Jiao, who had just redeemed a seven-day tour of ancient times, looked at the vast crowd kneeling before her: …?

Goddess Li Jiao: You may rise?