Me, a Good Person? Ha! I’m Just Afraid the System Will Blow Me Up

[Supernatural + System + Comedy + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Urban + Otherworldly]

A talking dog secretly and deliberately bound Lin Shisan to the Spirit Key System without his consent.

The young man was dumbfounded. He had a thousand-day countdown, and if he failed to reach the required cultivation level before time ran out, he wouldn’t be able to open the Gate to the Ruins Realm.

And that wasn’t all. If the countdown ran out, the System would automatically explode. Not only would Host Lin Shisan be blown to bits, his soul would be sent to Hellfire Purgatory, where he would suffer for eternity, unable to reincarnate.

Now he had no choice but to work hard to earn merit: helping people and ghosts out of the goodness of his heart earned him merit, and he had to step up his cultivation so the System wouldn’t blow him up when the countdown ended.

The dog said, “Don’t worry. With the Spirit Key, you’ll become a general manager, take the CEO job, marry a beautiful rich girl, and reach the pinnacle of life. Even if you fail to open the Gate to the Ruins Realm when the countdown ends, you’ve still got more than two years to enjoy yourself!”

Lin Shisan said, “So you’re saying I’m totally beyond saving? I’m going to die, aren’t I? No way. I think I can still be saved.”

From then on, the man and dog were never short on laughs.

To everyone around him, living and dead alike, the young Lin Shisan was always eager to help people and ghosts. Money was no big deal. Helping others and bringing warmth to himself was Lin Shisan’s guiding principle.

Good people and good ghosts alike said, “Master Lin, you’re a good man.”

As for evil ghosts and vengeful spirits, hah! Where are they? Tell me, and I’ll go wipe them out.

A good man? Heh. Truth is, I’m just afraid the System will blow me up. In short, I’m afraid of dying. But do you think I’d tell you that? Image matters, got it?