[Funny Quotes] When the cold-faced general suddenly learns that he wants to be a father? !
◆The scheming general
——"Send to Po Wen! Bring the tonic! Not one of my general's cubs should be missing!"
Xisili, the God of War in the South, is a cold-faced King of Hell. He kills people on the battlefield like cutting melons, and confronts the emperor like a novice in the court. But one night, he was killed by a little girl covered in wounds——
The subjugated princess Shi Er——was directly smashed into her arms.
Good guys, the two of them fell into bed by accident. After a ridiculous night, a certain general found out with a dark face: **"Am I being tricked?"**
Shi Er was even more confused: "I just ran away with my life, how could I escape with a baby?" So the cold general was forced to start the "chasing his wife with the ball" mode. While gritting his teeth and preparing anti-fetal medicine for him, he threatened the imperial doctor with a cold face: "If she loses even one hair, I will kill your entire family."
Shi Erze held his belly tremblingly, thinking in his heart: "Does this man want to be a father or the king of hell?"
** In the court, he was powerful and decisive; after returning home, he squatted in the kitchen studying recipes for pregnant women and almost blew up the general's house.
Shi Er held his forehead and said: **"General, your sword hand is really not suitable for holding a spatula..."
** From "being forced to get married" to "being slapped in the face by being so sweet", from "being disgusted with each other" to "doting on my wife to no end", this marriage where you get on the train first and then pay for it is incredibly sweet!
**(General: My sword can kill people, and it can also peel apples for my wife. Any questions?)**
