Siheyuan: I Report Qin Huairu from the Start!

He Yuzhu opens his eyes to see Qin Huairu knocking on the door. She comes in and says sweetly:

“Silly Zhu, bring Sister Qin two jin of cornmeal from the cafeteria tomorrow!”

So he’s transmigrated into The Birds Are All Over the Courtyard, and become Silly Zhu.

Should he help this pretty widow?

Just as He Yuzhu hesitates, a System notification rings in his ears:

“God-Tier Choice System activated!”

“Choice one: Agree to Qin Huairu’s request and steal cornmeal from the cafeteria for her. Reward: Good Person Card!”

“Choice two: Don’t steal or rob. Be a dutiful simp, buy cornmeal with your own money, and give it to Qin Huairu. Reward: Simp Card.”

“Choice three: Rebuke Qin Huairu sternly and report Qin Hai Ru to the neighborhood office. Reward: Supreme Gift Pack!”

Under Qin Huairu’s expectant gaze, He Yuzhu’s expression turned cold. He slapped the table and rose to his feet…