A True Cultivation Prodigy Only Needs to Lie Around to Become Invincible

Eighty million years ago, a little rabbit I casually gave some pointers to became a revered immortal in the Celestial Realm;

Fifty million years ago, the little girl I adopted became the Supreme Empress;

Thirty million years ago, the servant who stubbornly clung to me became a Heavenly King in the Celestial Court;

Ten million years ago, the loach who eavesdropped on my lectures became the ancestor of the dragon clan;

Eight million years ago, a young man heard my story about the battle between immortals and demons and asked me for a treasure. I casually tossed him a broken sword, and he thanked me over and over as if it were priceless. Oh, right, that young man was called the Human Emperor.

“Brother Bufan, you're sneaking a nap again, aren't you? I'll tell Master!”

Ye Bufan smiled and drawled lazily, “A true cultivation genius is someone like your Brother Bufan. Just watch: all you have to do is lie down to become invincible.”

My name is Ye Bufan, and I'm destined for an extraordinary life.