I Just Want to Retire, So Why Do You Keep Asking About Great Qin's Government?

“Old Zhao! I came to our Zhao Village for just three things: retirement, retirement, and goddamn retirement!” Hualong talks about taking it easy, but he sends the entire Great Qin into a frenzy. Ying Zheng: What? My Great Qin fell after just fifteen years and two emperors? The elixir of immortality was a scam? The Second Emperor is still Huhai? This hurts! It hurts so much! Heaven has betrayed me! Fusu: My brother Huhai usurped my throne and had me executed? Impossible! Li Si: That dog Zhao Gao? What makes him think he can take my position? Meng Tian: I have no grudge against Zhao Gao. Why did he slander me and get me killed? Zhao Gao: Why does everyone around me seem to be targeting me now that this man has arrived? Zhang Han: What? I defect to Chu later on? Xu Fu: How did you know I was planning to fleece you and then make a run for it? Chunyu Yue: This Emperor Wu of Han abolished the other schools and made Confucianism supreme? Now that’s someone who knows his stuff! Liu Bang: I’m just a lowly village head. Why are you looking for me? Xiao He: Your Majesty, I can never repay your kindness in recognizing my talent. I will devote myself wholeheartedly to Great Qin! Han Xin: I’ve spent long enough building up my strength. Let’s test it out on the Xiongnu first. Hualong: This works out great! Zhao Village really is perfect for retirement! I can chat about history and slack off every day, and everyone treats me like the center of the universe. I worked hard for the first half of my life. What’s wrong with enjoying myself now? Attendants, bring on the music and dancing! The blurb doesn’t do it justice. Read the story!