Unhinged! Insane! Completely Out of Control!

[Power Fantasy + Unhinged Memes + Goofy Comedy + Dating Show + Fake and Real Heiresses + Two Strong Leads + Cheating Ex Gets His Comeuppance]

An Shuqiao transmigrates into the body of a once-famous actress who's been blacklisted across the internet, cheated on by her actor boyfriend, and drained dry by awful relatives?

She doesn't give a damn. She'll go crazy!

When life gives her the finger, she just sits down!

When a two-faced socialite makes snide remarks, she says, “Pour oil into the pan and see which one splatters, the oil or you.”

When haters curse her out, she says, “I've had my rabies shots. You think I'm scared of you?”

When a reporter deliberately gives her a hard time, she says, “When I'm rich, I'll take you to the best psychiatric hospital.”

When her paternalistic relatives lecture her, she says, “I have claustrophobia. I can't be around old farts.”

When faced with a horrible blind date, she says, “Flowers bloom again after they fade. If you wilt early, I'll leave you behind.”

An Shuqiao tosses good manners aside and is unapologetically herself, going completely off the rails whenever and wherever.

Who could have guessed netizens would hail her as the one true god of the entertainment industry?!

Fans: “Our life guru! Please start a class!”

An Shuqiao: “Remember, if you're a pile of shit, nobody will dare step on your head.”

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On the final night of the dating show, every male contestant chooses to confess to An Shuqiao.

Her cheating ex, the movie star: “You little vixen, listen up. I'll spoil you one more time.”

The rich puppy-like trust-fund kid: “A puppy's fate is to love big sis forever!”

The ripped, popular male idol: “From now on, you don't have to be strong anymore, because your strength has arrived!”

But one mysterious non-celebrity contestant just smiles and posts on Weibo:

[Hello, everyone. Let me introduce you to my wife, @An Shuqiao]

The picture shows their marriage certificate.

Weibo's servers crash on the spot!