System, Are You Telling Me What to Do?

[Advanced martial arts + feel-good fiction + face-slapping + lighthearted comedy + an expansive world?]

“Ni Ritian, your opponent today is my boyfriend. You’d better stay out of it, or he’ll… What? You beat him so badly he dropped out of school?!”

“Ni Ritian, I’ve become a disciple of Wu Rulong, and my cultivation is now beyond anything you could hope to reach. If you beg me to… Wait, please stop hitting me!”

“Ni Ritian, you bullied my disciple before, then publicly ruined my reputation and humiliated me in front of everyone. Do you admit you were wrong? If you… This kid is terrifying!”

…

My name is Ni Ritian. I’m on Earth, and thanks for asking. I just transmigrated and awakened the Ultimate Humiliation System. As long as I keep humiliating others, I can keep getting stronger.

So what else can I do?

I can’t help it! My System won’t let me keep a low profile!

Other people’s Systems: “Host, keep your head down and grow stronger in secret.”

Ni Ritian’s System: “Host, your mission is to beat that god who calls himself Dao Wu until he can’t sit down, then humiliate him good and proper. I’ve been sick of him for ages.”

…

But as he keeps getting stronger, Ni Ritian realizes that this world is far more complicated than he ever imagined.

If that’s the case, then I’ll break the heavens themselves. I’ll be the one who rules the Great Dao!

I, Master Ni… am the one who takes on the heavens!