[The Analects of Confucius + scheming + cool writing + fictional history + not doing things + hilarious]
Qin Tianshang just fell asleep a second ago. The next second came before the Qin Dynasty was unified, and the First Emperor still knew what he was thinking.
Qin Tian thought to himself: Well! The First Emperor had not yet taken drugs. There is help!
The First Emperor: I am as fierce as a tiger, why do I take drugs?
Qin Tian thought to himself: Li Si hasn't become prime minister yet, should he sell his favor?
First Emperor: Will Li Sidon be Prime Minister? No, I want you to be
Qin Tian thought to himself: How come everything I think is predicted by the First Emperor?
The First Emperor: I won't tell you that I can hear your inner thoughts!
So a battle of wits and courage began
