Realistic Version of the Myth: Wukong Is My Disciple

After I graduated from college, I lived in poverty and lived under a bridge; I ate with beggars; I was abandoned by my girlfriend; I was ridiculed by my classmates. I was disheartened and prepared to become a monk. On the way to the temple, I suddenly heard a cry for help from the bottom of a mountain. It turned out that Sun Wukong, who had been trapped under the mountain for 9999 years, asked me to rescue him. From then on, Wukong became my disciple.