The Appraiser: Identifying the Eight Prefectures Inspector's Hand Axe from the Start

[Antique Appraisal Livestream + Lighthearted Comedy + System + No Cultivation + No Tomb Raiding]

“This thing is old, but it’s not worth much.”

“Go down there and get some perspective!”

“Trying to ride the hype? Get out of here!”

“Miss, rest your legs on my lap and hold still. It’ll make the appraisal easier.”

You woke up with Guan Yu tattooed on you? Is your fate strong enough to handle it?

“Get a pair of jack stands tattooed on your butt cheeks. That’ll do the trick!”

Your ancestor was a high-ranking official, and the emperor bestowed a golden hand axe on him?

“What are you laughing at? Can’t a high-ranking official play CrossFire?”

A jade cicada? Right, the kind you put in your mouth.

The viewer heard this and immediately shoved it into his mouth. Chen Fan was startled:

“Stop! It’s not for you to put in your mouth. It’s for the dead!”

“Actually, it doesn’t have to go in the mouth. You can stick it in the butt, too.”

The livestream chat went completely off the rails, and the chaos-loving commenters settled in for good.

[No awkward face-slapping scenes. This isn’t a face-slapping power fantasy, so don’t read if that bothers you.]