One day, the little fox shyly said to a snake: "It is said in the book that we are husband and wife after we get married. I married you and you entered my house. Then I should call you 'wife'."
A certain snake raised his eyebrows: "Are we worshiping?"
The little fox drooped his ears: "No"
"Then did I enter your house?"
The little fox even drooped its nine tails: "No... No..."
"Well, so you shouldn't shout like that."
The little fox was anxious: "But! But!"
"Well, you should follow my rules. Come on, call me sir and let me listen."
The little fox was immersed in sorrow and said, "Ms. Sir..."
"So good, madam."
"Huh???"
[The little fox's thirty-six strategies to coax people:]
The first plan: give the other party something delicious to eat first!
Early stage: Look at your dirty hands, take them away!
Later: You feed me!
Legend,
There is a fox in Tushan. Its name is Qi. It has nine tails and is very naive.
There is a snake in Bashan. Its name is Mo. It has a body and a snake tail, and is as cold as jade.
Many years later,
A certain little nine-tailed fox: Humph, you are as cold as jade, you are obviously a pervert!
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It's beautiful, the length is short, and the CPs are sweet and perfect [Sending my heart]