[One-on-one] [Hilarious] [Sweet romance] [Both leads are pure] [Happy ending]
The Black-Hearted, White-Lotus Zombie Top x Lin Meimei, the Queen of Terrible Cooking, Bottom
Just for a laugh. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
In a nutshell: a messy, melodramatic love story about two grown men who bicker through the seven-year itch but can't bear to be apart.
My boyfriend is a freak. I suspect he's a bad person.
In our seventh year together, we hit that so-called seven-year itch. Over a poached chicken, he dumped me, leaving with all the haughty, cold, wickedly charming swagger he could muster.
Me: Boo-hoo, I'm so sad. So, we're having braised beef noodles for dinner tonight, right?
Later, he shamelessly came crawling back to get me to take him back.
Friend: Didn't you say your boyfriend died? Aren't you a widow?
Ex-boyfriend: ???
There's no angst in this story, trust me (starry-eyed).
Tell me, this is called sweet. Why don't you torture me to death? I don't like to watch torture, but this is about to torture me to death. I feel wronged just watching it. I feel so wronged to death~ Shuangjie, tell me, this is called Shuangjie... What about Chun Chun cheating on me? It's so cruel that I don't want to watch it, but after watching so much, it's a pity not to watch it and I'm still curious, why not just jump and watch it later? I'm afraid of being tortured to death. The score itself should be very high, but as soon as I was abused, I wanted to complain and the score was reduced. In the next dozen chapters, I couldn't stand it anymore and felt speechless 😢
Looks good!!