Honghuang: You Want to Eat Me? Well, I Want to Marry You!

After accidentally transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Sun Hao becomes the “Chosen One.”

He activates the Divine Nurturing System, which returns a hundredfold, and has nine trillion top-grade spirit stones ready to raise gods!

“Seventh Princess, you want to eat me? Well, I want to marry you!”

What? The System has helped me bond with the foolproof investment that is Sun Wukong?

Oh my god, could I be Sun Wukong's number-one fan???

Still, Sun Wukong improves at an incredible rate, reaching the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm with ease. A hundredfold return? What a bargain!

Hatch him?

Need six spiritual roots? The gods have searched for over a thousand years and found nothing?

I know where they are!

Black Wind Mountain, Yellow Wind Ridge, Flaming Mountain...

Sun Hao: “Patriarch Bodhi won't take you? Give him my name, Sun Hao!”

Want to raise hell in Heaven, steal wine, and eat immortal pills?

Sun Hao: “Taishang Laojun, Gouchen, Zhenwu, Nine Heavens Profound Lady, Erlang Shen, listen up! Sun Wukong is going to cause havoc in Heaven. Come to the Water Curtain Cave for drinks and a vacation!”

Bored of tagging along with a monk and don't want to fetch the scriptures anymore?

Sun Hao: “Zhu Bajie, are you going on the pilgrimage, or getting braised? Make up your mind.”

Tang Sanzang looks down on you?

Sun Hao: “How about we stage a fake-versus-real Monkey King showdown and give him a good beating to blow off some steam?”

Sun Hao: “Bone Demon, you have to make up one of the trials. Tang Sanzang can attain immortality, so why bother eating him!”

“Still one trial short of the eighty-one?”

“Little White Dragon, can't you turn into a hawk and give them a hand?”

“What? The Buddhist scriptures carry too much merit for even a Daluo Golden Immortal to lift? Fine, I'll go myself!”