[A Little Cultivation Ensemble] [No CP] [Unhinged] [Everyone's Favorite]
Jiang Lan gets hit by something thrown from a high-rise and wakes up as a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel where everyone dotes on the heroine.
As soon as she arrives, she's framed for poisoning someone and is about to be locked in a dungeon. Jiang Lan makes up her mind and leaves the sect on the spot. Whoever wants to be this little cannon fodder can take the job. She's out.
After she's picked up by a new sect, things get even worse: the whole sect is made up of stepping stones on the heroine's path to godhood.
The gentle second male lead, the senior brother at the top, falls in love with the heroine at first sight, goes through fire and water for her, then dies miserably?
Jiang Lan: "Give it a rest. Look at all the fish in her pond. You don't even know where you rank. Why waste your time? Hurry up and train until you leave them all in the dust. I believe in you!"
The senior brother silently pulls out a sword manual. You believe in what now?
The second senior brother is a genius alchemist, but he's been marked by the Demon Clan since childhood. The heroine wins him over with her sincerity, and he becomes her devoted lackey?
Jiang Lan: "Wait here. I'll go take care of the Demon Clan right now and see if they'll remove your mark. You'll be the most dazzling guy in the alchemist world."
From then on, the second senior brother broadens his horizons and becomes so cheerful he can even chat with dogs.
The third senior brother was abandoned as a child. Cold and distant, he only stays cooped up in his room drawing talismans. The heroine, like a little sun, warms him, and he falls in love with her?
Jiang Lan: "I'm pretty good at comforting people too. Want me to give it a try?"
After she interrupts him in every way imaginable all day long, the third senior brother gradually loses his composure.
The fourth senior brother is a sweet, innocent fool. The heroine saves him once by chance, and he becomes completely devoted to her, only to be pierced by ten thousand swords in the end?
Jiang Lan: "Fourth Senior Brother, cut off love and desire. You'll look cooler wielding a sword. Women will only slow down your draw."
Fourth Senior Brother: "Huh? But that kind of makes sense?"
Jiang Lan spends every day making people hate her, but for some reason, there isn't a single fish left by the heroine's side?
