I Don't Need This Godforsaken System

[Lighthearted + Funny + System + Absurd Memes + Slow Burn]

Song Shu transmigrates to another world. He thinks that with a System, his life will be just like a novel, with one success after another and no setbacks.

But it turns out this System seems a little unhinged...

“(oﾟ▽ﾟ)o Ding~ The Host has been threatened. This adorable System strongly condemns such behavior. Please choose one of the following:

[Option One]: Reply in the sweetest voice possible: ‘You picked the wrong person to bully. I’m a pushover.’ [Reward]: Title unlocked: The Everlasting Sissy. Title effect: You are forced to make an orchid-finger gesture whenever you speak to someone.

[Option Two]: Move right up to the other person and say sweetly: ‘Don’t talk. Kiss me.’ [Reward]: A piece of glass.

[Option Three]: Do a Thomas spin on the spot, then smoothly drop to your knees in front of them and reply: ‘What’s it to you?’ [Reward]: Title unlocked: The Toughest Wimp. Title effect: You can always say the toughest things in the meekest way.”

Song Feng is in tears. Th-this ridiculous System is more trouble than it’s worth!