My Cultivation Came Early, So I Fly My Sword to Pick Up My Little Sister After School

Also known as: Building the Greatest Immortal Sect: Starting by Emptying the East Sea Dragon Palace; Global Gods Awaken, Slain by My Sword; China Ahead, Western Gods Forbidden to Pass!; You Told Me to Cultivate, So Why Am I Crushing the Gods with Merit? Lu Xian starts out with a fortune of tens of billions, only to learn that the myriad races are about to invade and the apocalypse is near. Just then, he discovers a game called Spare My Life, Great Immortal. Anything he pays for can be made real! Spend, spend, spend! Lu Xian's cultivation skyrockets. His devoted wife, Liu Ruyan, only needs a 99-yuan betrothal gift, and he can win her hand at once, with a full package of bedroom bliss! “Warning: the seventh-tier, high-level demonic beast Nine Netherworld Serpent will descend in 24 hours!” In that case, Lu Xian flies through the sky on his sword in front of everyone, activates the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation, and slays the beast! “Congratulations on slaying the Nine Netherworld Serpent and saving countless lives. Merit points +500,000!” An official helicopter immediately arrives, requesting to work with him! Lu Xian: “With spiritual qi revival sweeping the globe, I am the Dao Ancestor!” The authorities help Lu Xian contact the world and open a livestream channel for him. In front of the entire world, Lu Xian redeems a spiritual qi revival card and a sect-building card, leaving everyone stunned. He declares: “The old order is collapsing. A new age is coming.” “Join my Lu Xian Sect and live. The sect-opening ceremony is tomorrow!” Before dawn, from wealthy tycoons and powerful elites to homeless beggars, overworked office workers, and homebody men and women, everyone fights tooth and nail to join the sect! That day, the mountain gate is packed with people as far as the eye can see. Until the day the myriad races invade. A group of visitors from beyond the heavens stare at the Lu Xian Sect's sky full of spirit-stone warships and orbital space-station spirit-stone cannons. “What the hell is all this?” “And even the dogs are at the Tribulation Transcendence stage?” “How the hell are we supposed to fight this?”