[No-Brainpower Required] [Alternate Universe] [Adorable Kids] [The Whole Family's Darling] [The Whole Family Can Read Minds] [Transmigrate into a Book] [Hilarious] [The Tyrant, the Original Green-Hat-Wearing Ancestor]
Nangong Qing is a Vermilion Bird, but after getting drunk, she is kicked into the book she wrote by her treacherous Tiger friend. She becomes the little princess of the Vermilion Bird Kingdom, a cannon-fodder character who is supposed to die before she turns four.
The whole family are all cannon fodder? Fine...
Nangong Qing: No way! I have to kill myself! Then I'll go back and kick that Tiger's butt until it's minced meat!
Her own mother throws her out right after she's born...
She doesn't die.
A little snake gives her an affectionate nuzzle...
She doesn't die.
She crawls to the water's edge and jumps into the river...
Glug, glug... She still doesn't die...
Until she meets the tyrant.
[They're all someone else's sons. The most unfairly treated tyrant of the year is born.]
Tyrant: One quick slash, and I get five kills!
[Third Imperial Brother, I think you'd make a better emperor. Hurry up and kick my useless grandson off the throne!]
Third Prince: Stop saying that in your head! Father is about to kill me!
[My dear big sister, run! That scumbag is not to be trusted! He pua'd you into agreeing to let him take concubines, then put one of their children under your name as the legitimate heir. Those three wicked people joined forces to kill you, then took all the wealth of the Princess's mansion for themselves! Tell me, is that not awful?]
Fourth Princess: Awful! Absolutely awful! Get away, get away!
[First juicy gossip! The oddball prince was locked in the dungeon, and somehow fell in love with prison food.]
Oddball Prince: It's actually pretty tasty. Want to try some, Imperial Younger Sister?
At just one year old, Nangong Qing is already terribly busy. By day, she acts as the tyrant's guardian, accompanying him to court and doing child labor. By night, her mother takes her out of the palace to play a game of head-chopping, and teach her a thing or two along the way.
