You Can't Tame Beasts, So What's the Deal with Your Thunder Lord?

【Hua Xia-style beast taming + fixed evolution paths + System + lighthearted comedy + hilarious antics + my beasts aren’t quite normal + no female lead (one female lead?)】 Su Feng is about to take the college entrance exam when he suddenly transmigrates to a world of beast tamers. He plans to start by raising a little pet beast and work his way toward becoming one of the Twelve Beast-Taming Kings. Then he’ll have a beautiful woman on each arm and drink two bowls of soy milk every day. But just after transmigrating, a powerful family demands that he appraise a beast, and he doesn’t know how at all! The results are due in half an hour. What should I do?! I might as well grab some money and run! Assistant: “This beast has smooth skin, a fierce call, and quick movements. It’s definitely a great beast!” Su Feng: “You’re absolutely right, but I don’t recommend raising it!” After the experts appraise it: “As expected, its bloodline isn’t very pure, and its potential is limited!” Su Feng: Huh... That actually worked? I was just making it up! Top expert: “This five-legged snake looks underdeveloped, and its venom isn’t even very potent!” “I suggest you choose another beast to raise, Professor Su.” Su Feng: “No. I suggest I focus on raising this one.” “…” Years later, a Radiant Holy Dragon recalled: “Back then, everyone said I was hopeless. Professor Su was the only one who said I could do it!” “I can guard the eastern border of Hua Xia today thanks to Professor Su believing in me back then!” Everyone: “Professor Su really has an eye for talent! He can see right through a beast’s true nature.” Su Feng finds himself drifting farther and farther from the goal he set at the beginning, and is close to tears. Come on, man... I was making it up! How did it all come true?!