The Imperial Preceptor Has Arrived: From the Tang Dynasty Back to the Cultivation World

(Strong female lead, no romance, not brainless, lighthearted cultivation) Seventy percent serious and thirty percent funny. It starts slowly, then gradually heats up and just keeps getting hotter… Li Shimin: All right, all right! The Tang imperial preceptor is the biggest con artist in Chang'an. When you put it that way, it's not really that embarrassing. She may not have a single thing to do with benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, trustworthiness, gentleness, deference, frugality, tolerance, loyalty, filial piety, integrity, honor, or courage, but at least she gets to be the biggest. Yuchi Jingde roared inwardly, his face turning green. Jealousy and resentment grew like weeds, nearly consuming him. “Impossible, absolutely impossible! How can he have mastered it? Was my master lying when he said I was a once-in-a-thousand-years martial arts genius?” The Empress: A Xuan is a walking plague. Anyone who gets close to her is bound to go bad. A haughty magical treasure, her shameless antics, and a golden-haired child who loves spitting out jadeite. Guess who the firework that winks is? Li Shimin glanced over everyone again, and his mind suddenly went hazy. “When did this world start becoming so absurd…” Li Xuan: Li Er, can you tell me what wish you made at the temple that day? Li Er: I want to… command the troops of the universe!