[Transmigration + travel between past and present + multiple planes + parallel-world history]: When the battle song plays, Lin Fan makes his entrance!
Lin Fan suddenly discovers that whenever he plays a battle song, he can travel between the past and present.
There’s no way he’s going to work. He can only transmigrate between eras and make a living as a middleman.
Ying Zheng: “Lin Fan, bring me some more corn seeds. I’ll trade you a famous sword for them!”
“A bronze sword? I can’t take that. These things are incredibly precious, so I’ll only charge you two hundred gold. That’s fair, right?”
Lin Fan hands Ying Zheng a bag of Golden Carpet seeds worth a whopping 1.8 yuan and tearfully accepts two hundred gold.
Looking at the seeds, Ying Zheng feels like he’s made a killing!
Liu Che: “Lin Fan, you said last time that you could cure Huo Qubing’s illness. How much will it cost?”
“Your Majesty, pneumonia is a terminal illness, and it’s hard to treat. How about this: I’ll charge you a thousand gold and guarantee a cure, so General Huo can fight for the Han dynasty for another five hundred years!”
Lin Fan takes Huo Qubing back to the modern era and spends twenty yuan on a penicillin shot.
Li Shimin: “Ahem, well, that big G is too expensive. I think one of those old folks’ mobility scooters is pretty good. I like it a lot.”
“Your Majesty, look at the state of the Tang dynasty! How can you be so indulgent? The Dragon Ancestor has already reached Europe, and you’re still thinking about a big G?”
Li Shimin is deeply moved. “Lin Cheng truly is an auspicious blessing from Heaven!”
