You Go Crazy, I Eat the Gossip: Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm

[100% two female leads + 100% transmigrate into a book + 85% showbiz + 9% celebrities + 15% pointless wordplay + 30% unhinged antics]

Female Lead No. 1, Wang Luoxing, is as clever as a military strategist and a hardcore gossip addict. She occasionally goes off the rails, making her both lovable and exasperating. Female Lead No. 2 is the System (Wen Yu), who seems calm and unbothered but is actually full of inner drama.

Wen Qian secretly wonders: No one’s noticed this little hidden freak in me, right?

Wang Luoxing immediately calls 110.

Yao Zhanzhan has an ulterior motive: Surely no one suspects I’m an undercover agent?

Without hesitation, Wang Luoxing calls 110 again.

Director Chen from the variety show tries to drum up interest with pornographic videos. Wang Luoxing is furious and frantically dials 110.

Deng Hehan thinks he’s a discreet ladies’ man, but he has no idea Wang Luoxing has already seen right through him.

Gu Qinghan suddenly confesses, “Actually, my name isn’t Gu Qinghan!” Wang Luoxing replies calmly, “Gu Yan! So it was you!”

Lin Xiyan loses a game of truth or dare and has to kiss Wang Luoxing on the forehead. The unexpected intimacy quietly shifts their relationship in a subtle new direction. Wang Luoxing looks unfazed, but she’s secretly thrilled.

The System reveals what it’s been thinking: “Actually, I can turn into a human!” Wang Luoxing: “Holy crap!”

(I got Female Lead No. 2 locked up, so I’m replacing her.) (The early chapters lean toward Mary Sue, but it gets better later!) (Note: The progress may be a little slow, so please don’t mind! Don’t blame or scold me! I’m a new author, so please feel free to offer advice if there’s anything I could do better! (fist bump) Some of the names in the story may be rather common, and I may inadvertently offend someone. Please be understanding! Thank you for your support and understanding.)