The Immortal Venerable Returns: I Wanted to Lie Flat, but Rose to the Top

(Traditional xianxia, lighthearted and fun.

Packed with catchy rhymes: finish reading it and you'll ace your grad school entrance exams.

Full of surprise twists: finish reading it and you'll breeze through your driving test.)

How is this cowardice? It's called a tactical lean-back!

What do you mean living off someone else? It's clearly heartfelt feeding!

The highest-ranking Immortal Venerable in the Heavenly Secrets Palace opened and closed his eyes, only to find himself back at the beginning of the path to immortality.

The years that raced by, the regrets of the past: everything will be rewritten.

My master died young, but I won't let you down in this life.

My friends fell in battle. This time, I'll stay behind to cover your retreat.

The woman I couldn't save: this life, I won't let you go. Don't leave. You either, and neither can she. None of you are going anywhere. We're all good friends.

The empire is crumbling. The sect's mission awaits?

All right, all right. I'll find ten Immortal Venerables as strong as me to take care of it! Being strong yourself isn't enough. The real strength is having powerful underlings!

(P.S. This is a traditional fantasy xianxia story wearing the trappings of transmigration, showing off, invincibility, and comedy. It spans the grand Myriad Worlds and explores the tender, tangled emotions of love, hate, greed, and anger that are so hard to let go. It's a portrait of life in all its variety, where even the smallest characters have their own stories. I've poured my heart into it, and it's the kind of good story I truly want to share with you.)