My roommate's boyfriend, who I have been chasing for three years, confessed her love to me. She didn't cry or make a fuss, and turned around and hooked up with my brother. Not only did I coax him into having a vasectomy, but he also provoked me.
"If you steal my man, then I will make your brother unable to be a man. Your brother loves me so much, and he will only be trained like a dog by me in the future."
Yes, it's true that my brother is a love brain, but he is also a super hero!