I Become the Emperor of Cells, and My Entire Court Is Loyal?

Ying Tai, gravely ill, transmigrated into the body of an emperor.

But the empire was engulfed in flames of war, and on the verge of collapse.

Just as Ying Tai resolved to govern with diligence and save the empire from ruin, he suddenly realized that something was off about it.

Li Zicheng is rebelling in Lung Province?

Zhao Kuangyin is staging a coup in Liver Province?

Chen Sheng and Wu Guang are rebelling in Left Leg Province?

…

Never mind those bizarre province names. Why do they all seem to be places where I had tumors before? So I transmigrated into my own body!

Ying Tai: “Tell me, what is the situation in Brain Province, the capital region?”

Personal eunuch: “Your Majesty, the Minister of Revenue He Shen, the Minister of War Cao Cao, Grand Marshal Huo Guang, and Grand Preceptor Dong Zhuo are discussing state affairs.”

Ying Tai: “And the commander of Chest Gland Guard? Have him bring the imperial army to purge the traitors at court. Then I will personally lead the campaign.”

Personal eunuch: “Your Majesty, ever since Emperor Wen’s reforms, the imperial family has held political power, while the military sage Sun Wu’s descendants command the army. Without an official order from the court, Your Majesty cannot summon Sun Quan and his troops to the capital, much less personally lead a campaign.”

Ying Tai: “…”

Now I understand why I was unconscious. With a bunch of people like this around, there’s no way I could wake up.

Ying Tai: “By the way, what’s your name?”

Personal eunuch: “Your Majesty, this servant is Wei Zhongxian, Director of the Eastern Depot.”

Ying Tai: “Nice. Other people treat their illnesses with medicine. I treat mine through politics.”