[System + comedy + moderately satisfying + pure love + absurdity + cheat powers + nonstop memes + read with caution if you're sensitive]
Lu Xuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation, holding a stunning fox-eared girl in his arms, and awakens an invincible simulation System.
He thinks he’s about to soar to success like an overpowered protagonist.
But after learning about his background, Lu Xuan feels as if thunder has struck him from all sides.
His life is doomed from the start, stacked with deadly debuffs!
The good news: a powerful old man’s spirit resides within him.
The bad news: the old man wants to take over his body.
The good news: a stunning fox-eared girl loves him deeply.
The bad news: she’s a yandere.
Even better news: he has a terrifying background, supreme bones, a fairy-like fiancée who’s already engaged to him, and harmonious friends and neighbors.
The worst news: his supreme bones are stolen, his fiancée breaks off their engagement, his parents wrongfully accuse him, and he’s exiled to a wasteland to await death!
With a fate like this, one wrong step could doom him forever. He’ll have to tread as carefully as if walking on thin ice.
Yet there is always a way forward.
The System lets him earn experience by simulating future lives, raising his cultivation level.
The traits he draws are cheat-level powers, too!
[Cicada’s Spring and Autumn: Turn the tide, reverse the order of yin and yang, and be reborn before your death!]
[Unbeatable Myth: Whoever you meet, you’ll match them in strength, making it impossible to determine a winner!]
[If It’s Too Much Trouble, Don’t Do It: When the Host’s demands or wagers are rejected, there’s a 100% chance to strike first!]
Seeing these outrageously overpowered, practically invincible abilities, the corners of Lu Xuan’s mouth twitch upward again. He stands tall, full of ambition, and declares:
“My parents don’t love me? Then I’ll uphold justice by taking them out. An old man wants my body? I’ll kill him even with a sliver of health left.”
“If there’s even one way out of a desperate situation, I’ll simulate my way to defying fate!”
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