Is getting stronger really so hard?
I get stronger just by taking on disciples!
Yang Guo, my disciple, your Melancholy Soul-Piercing Palm still has some flaws!
White-Haired Witch Lian Nishang, don’t worry. With your master here, Zhuo Yihang can get lost! But I’d like to study your Reverse-Tianshan Swordsmanship!
Xiao Yu’er, your master will avenge your parents. But I really like your Five Absolute Divine Skill!
Wuji, your master really likes your Heaven and Earth Great Shift and Nine Yang Divine Skill. Might as well hand them both over!
Xiang Shuai, your lightness skill is passable. That’ll do for your apprenticeship gift!
Palace Mistress Lianxing of the Yihua Palace, you want to become my disciple too? Then hand over your Bright Jade Skill first!
Kou Zhong, what kind of lousy saber is the Moon in the Well? Take this Dragon-Slaying Saber instead. Practice your Eight Techniques of the Well, and let your master see if they have any weaknesses!
Other masters teach their disciples martial arts. I learn martial arts from my disciples. I’m all about turning the natural order upside down!
With the boosts from my ninety-nine disciples, dominating the martial world will be as easy as eating and drinking.
