A Certain Not-So-Magical Academy

[Light Novel + Comedy]

The Fun Version:

“Why am I being discriminated against for being human!”

“Huh?”

“So this is how you treat humans? You bunch of racists!”

“Buddy, you've got four eyes, all glowing red, black-and-white skin, and a whole bunch of tentacles behind you, and you expect me to believe you're human?”

“I... I'm just one of the rarer kinds.”

“Get lost!”

The Serious, But Not That Serious, Version:

This is a vast world made up of countless planes, where myriad races vie for supremacy in an age of great strife.

This is a mysterious academy ruled by countless gods, with deities everywhere and treasures beyond measure.

“But isn't this a comedy novel?”

“Huh? It isn't? What?”

“I heard the God of Knowledge has a mind brimming with learning, and enough books to fill an ocean...”

“Bullshit! The Knowledge Church writes all her books. She just puts her name on them.”

“I've heard the God of Fate is mercurial, but that fate always balances out in the end.”

“He's just bored and keeps changing things at random.”

“I've heard the God of Love grants all living things the right to pursue free love for all eternity.”

“Her? She's a hopeless simp. What does she know about love?”

“...”

“Anything else you want to ask?”

“Brother, aren't you afraid of divine punishment for talking like that?”

“...Yeah, I guess I got a bit carried away!”

“So, what now?”

“Run!”