Give Me a Middle Finger, and I Can Lift the Whole Earth

Qiao Yue is tired of reading. Dressed as the battered female counterpart in a bloody novel. Once he was released from prison, his career collapsed, he was reviled by the entire Internet, his relatives abandoned him, and he was surrounded by black fans. Faced with the accusations from anti-fans, Qiao Yue said: "Excessive? Where did I pass feces? It's obviously you who opened your mouth and turned it into a feces filter." Facing the reporter's question, Qiao Yue said: "When it comes to love, it's not the young leaves in spring that turn green. It's the fallen leaves in autumn that turn yellow. But we, Mr. Jiang, are immoral in the five elements, Shen Ying is a bitch, a bastard is against mung beans, a stupid b*tch is paired with cerebral palsy, a toad is looking for a dung beetle, a natural match must be locked up." Soon, the mysterious family came to the door. Grandpa is critically ill, please help! My uncle is missing, look for him! Second uncle's leg is disabled, please treat it! The third uncle was bullied and beaten! The fourth uncle was humiliated and killed! … Qiao Yue made a wish in front of the Buddha, "A woman of faith would like to eat both meat and vegetables throughout her life, and she only wants a male model 185." Qin Yuyan recommended himself, "Give me a chance?"